"Checking the Caps" joke
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived he
conducted his inspection. First he lifted up the Cubs cap
replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next he lifted the
Sox cap replaced it and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Yankees cap replaced it then lifted it again replaced it lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked What
are you a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking lifting and looking?
Well said the officer. I am simply surprised. Normally
when I look under a Yankees hat I find an asshole.
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging more...