"Mr. Kotter's uncle" joke
This was taken from an episode of "Welcome back, Kotter". Its not verbatim.
Mr. Kotter (to Julie): "Did i ever tell you about my uncle Herman, the hunter? Well, he wasn't really a hunter, his mother just wanted him to have a hobby. So she bought him a hunter's suit, a hunter's cap, and a rifle, and told him: "Now go out into the woods and shoot some game."
So he went out hunting, and out of some nearby bushes steps a beautiful girl, wearing a hunter's suit, a hunter's cap, and carrying a rifle. So he asked her: "Are you game?"
She said "Sure."
So he shot her.
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the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...