"Performance Evaluation" joke

Yesterday I got from my boss the Performance Evaluation results he was doing for a while.
Here is a copy of it.
PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
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Under the freedom of information act and the federal privacy act of 1974, I understand that my work
performance is being evaluated. I have the right to review and discuss differences in order to resolve
them and I have the right to request amendment to and/or modification of any document.

Name: Tunga Date of review: 26th January, 1998
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KNOWLEDGE: 1 [V] The son of a bitch really knows his shit
2 [ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous
3 [ ] Only has half a brain and is dangeruos
4 [ ] Fucking brain damage. His coffee cup has a higher I. Q.
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ACCURACY: 1 [V] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy
2 [ ] Pretty good; occasionally blows it out his ass
3 [ ] Has to take off his shoes to count past ten
4 [ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.
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ATTITUDE: 1 [ ] Extremely cooperative (kisses ass frequently)
2 [ ] Brown noser in poor standing
3 [V] Often pisses off coworkers; thinks it's his job
4 [ ] Doesn't give a shit: never did, never will
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RELIABILITY: 1 [ ] Really a dependable little cocksucker
2 [ ] Can rely on him at evaluation time
3 [V] Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door
4 [ ] Totally fucking worthless
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APPEARENCE: 1 [ ] Extremely neat: even combs his pubic hair
2 [V] Looks great at evaluation time
3 [ ] Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a bitch
4 [ ] Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him
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PERFORMANCE: 1 [V] Goes like a son of a bitch, if there is money in it
2 [ ] Does OK around evaluation time
3 [ ] Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes
4 [ ] Couldn't do less work if he is in a coma
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LEADERSHIP: 1 [ ] Carries a chainsaw and gets good results
2 [ ] Occasionally gets told to get fucked
3 [V] Mother Theresa once told him to get fucked
4 [ ] Couldn't lead a pack of hungry wolves to meat
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I understand that I have being evaluated and know my rights under the Privacy Act of 1974. I further
acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and will attempt to correct my deficiencies.

Employees Signature Date
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