"Saskatchewan Computer Terms" joke

Log on - Make the wood stove hotter
Log off - Don't add no more wood
Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove
Download - Getting the firewood off the truck
Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
Ram - The thing that splits the firewood
Hard drive - Getting home in the winter
Prompt - What the mail ain't in the winter
Window - What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen - What to shut in black fly season
Byte - What the black flies do
Bit - What the black flies did
Mega Byte - What the BIG black flies do chip Munchies for TV
Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
Modem - What you did to the hay fields
Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap top - Where the kitty sleeps
Software - The dumb plastic knives & forks they give you at McDonalds
Hardware - The real stainless steel cutlery.
Mouse - What eats grain in the barn
Main frame - What holds the barn up
Enter - City talk for - "come on in, eh?"
Web - What a spider makes
Web - Site The barn or the attic
Cursor - Someone who swears
Search Engine - What you do when the car dies
Screen Saver - A repair kit for the torn window screen
Home Page - A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost in the field.
Upgrade - Steep hill.
Server - The person at the ABC that brings the food.
Mail Server - The guy at the ABC that brings the food.
MSDOS - Some new disease they discovered.
Sound Card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it.
User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff.
Browser - What they call you when your eye brows grow together.
Network - When you have to repair your fishing net.
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method.
Netscape - When a fish maneuvers out of reach.
Online - When you get the laundry hung out on the washline.
Offline - The clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground.