"Sheep Shagging" joke
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits an English farmer.
"So, English farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
"That's very interesting,"replies the researcher and he leaves the English farmer. Then he meets an Australian farmer.
"So, Australian farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
"That's very interesting,"replies the researcher,"That's how they do it in England too."And he leaves the Australian farmer.
Then he meets a farmer from New Zealand.
"So, kiwi farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and I take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."
"Over your shoulders?"replies the researcher,"Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"
"What?"says the farmer,"and miss out on all the kissing?"
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