"Size Does Matter!" joke

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he = asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"

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 First, Second, Dwarf, Embarrassing

Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Yo mama's So Stupid

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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*Stupid Bus*

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

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Your momma so stupid

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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