"Three things i will no longer do!" joke

1. Open an executable file on my machine. Please don't send any.
1a. Open Word documents (notorious for their embedded macros, possibly infected). (Get WordPerfect, at least its got a spell checker that's literate.) Please don't send any.
2. Read or pass on ANY kind of chain letter. Please don't send any.
3. Read a message that's been forwarded multiple times and is embedded three or more emails deep. If it's worth sending, it's worth copying and pasting; I receive too many emails to go up to my waist in any particular one, or read through 2 screens of email addresses. Please don't send any.
Why?
Because... I don't have "Microsoft" patience.

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