"Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new presidential ice cream" joke

Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new presidential ice cream:
1. Impeach-Mint
2 Candy Pants
3. Hyperactive Nuts
4. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilly
5. Pantsachio
6. Subpoena Colada
7. Horny Bubba Crunch
8. Peppermint Fattie
9. Captain Cream
10. Draft-Dodging-Pot-Smoking-Intern-Nailing Raspberry Swirl