"Welfare Poem" joke
I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say,' You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I get plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them' come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say,' Find more aliens for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kid's need dentist? Wife's need pills? We get free! We got no bills! American's crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race. If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan. It is amazing that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00, and each can also get an additional $580.00 in public assistance for a total of $2,470.00. This compares very well to a single retired person who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in social security benefits. Our retired folks should apply as refugees. Send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and we should get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00, and the retired folks up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to give to the government over the last 40 or 50 years. Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians have been doing over the past 12 years to the hardworking American. Send this to every fellow American taxpayer you know.
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan make your garden grow better! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan disorderly again! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan buscuits in more...
Dear Mom and Dad,
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.