"You Might Be A Redneck If #26" joke
Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.You place a classified asking less than $1.You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.Higher math means counting over 10.The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.
Goldie, a middle aged Jewish woman goes to see a fortune-teller.
"Two men are madly in love with me!" Goldie says. "Who will be the lucky one?"
The swami answers...."Morris will marry you, and Irving will be the lucky one."
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to more...
The Lucky Frog
Abe lives in Tel Aviv. One day, he takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. Abe thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron". Abe more...
In New York City last week a taxi clipped a red Beetle while veering across four lanes of traffic to pick-up a fare. The two drivers got out to examine the damage the cabbie a short man of Middle Eastern origin,
the Beetle driver a hulking giant.
As the cabbie more...
There was a blonde that had just finished a swim she had three towels on ne over her uper bdy one over her stomch and one over her bottom as she opened herlcker her lucky penny fell out she looked over and a middleaged goirl had picked it up she replied can i please have my more...