Q. What does a feminist use as a contraceptive
A. Her personality.
Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
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Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Tricky question, feminists can't change anything!
Q. How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
A. As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!
Man: "Woman, your place is in the house"
Woman: "I'm more of a Senate kinda gal"
Q. Why are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water. They lack taste. They need dough.