Jim Bainbridge's Jokes

How do you know when you've passed an Elephant?
The toilet seat wont go down.

Non Drip ? Only if you leave it in the tin.

I have given up Bacon. Not just for lent, but because the smoke alarm hurts my ears.

You'll never see a woman driving in Formula 1. It's not the Racing thats the problem, it's parking when they come into the pits.