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1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

There was a Sardarji who was running a business at Delhi with branch offices at Ambala and Amritsar. One day he decided to visit his branch offices, and boarded a night train. He kept himself awake till 2 a. m., and when the train reached Ambala at 2. 20 a. m., he was fast asleep and woke up only when the train reached Amristar. He was unhappy, but decided to visit Ambala on his way back to Delhi. Again he boarded a night train, and kept himself awake till 3 a. m., but when the train reached Ambala at 3. 30 a. m., he was fast asleep, and woke up only when the train was steaming into Delhi. This happened three to four times. He was either landing up at Delhi or at Amritsar, always missing Ambala by sleeping off. So naturally he got worried.
He narrated his problem to a close friend who said, "You are a rich man, so why don't you travel by 1st class. The coach attendant will wake you up, a little before Ambala, and you can travel in comfort." The advice was logical, and more...

Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!

Am Going To U. S. A.. . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days. . . Surprised?? ? ?

After 80 Days it’s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2009.

Amazing Eyesight Two Men Are Talking. 1st Man-My Eyesight Is So Good That I Can See 5 Km Away! 2nd Man-O, Thats Nothing! My
Eyesight Is So Good That I Can See Thousands Of Kilometres Away. 1st Man- But Thats Impossible. 2nd Man- It Is Possible. When
I Get Up In The Morning, I See The Sun Which Is Thousands Of Kilometres Away!

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field.
As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: "Sir, look up
into the sky and tell me what you see."
The CO said "I see millions of stars."
1st Sgt.: "And what does that tell you, sir?"
CO: Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells
me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?"
1st Sgt.: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."

1st Roman Soldier: What is the time? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!