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This just breaks my heart... please pass it on so
more can help this unfortunate child...

> Dear Friend:
> I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing
> this for me, because I can't. She is crying.
> Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says
> it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault,
> but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder,
> so I don't ask her that anymore.
> The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was
> born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go
> to sleep.
> The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a
> burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that
> was the best they could do on account of us having no
> money or insurance. I would like to have a body
> transplant, but we need more money.
> Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't
> hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and more...

Astronauts have been working on a system that converts urine and sweat into drinkable water. A reliable source says this system may be copied by Aquafina.

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

2 blonds are out for their evening walk when 1 looks up and says I wonder whats closer, the moon or florida? The other blond says Duh we can see the moon