Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes

"What's that medal for, grandpa?"

"Oh, the Purple Heart, sweetie. You're given it when you're injured in the line of duty."

"And that shiny one with the eagle?"

"The Soldier's Medal, hun. I got it for pulling out two guys from a blown-up Humvee and dragging them fifty yards to safety through enemy fire."

"What about that HUGE gold one with Obama giving you a jumping high-five?"

"That's the Epic Win Award for Badass Motherf***ery. I got it for drop kicking a door that killed an insurgent on the other side."

Like other Chia products,a little water and seed and after 3 days it starts growing. The company had also product tested a Chia-Joe Biden, but had to nix the idea when after six months of a little water and seed, it did nothing.

In the photo to the right, the Obamas and Bidens wave to the Bushes as they leave DC and head back to Texas.
Overheard on the helicopter: "Hey Laura - I took a bunch of towels."

Wow, Obama is recycling Clintonistas! How's that for a change?!
I wonder if there is a position for Monica Lewinski?

...john mc cain picked up a crucial endorsement when the Log Cabin Republicans endorsed his presidential bid....not to be outdone, Barack Obama announced he has secured the endorsement of the Mrs. Butterworth Democrats.