Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes

I just can't shake the feeling the only way I can make it now is in sports or entertainment.

Now that Barack Obama has become the first African American president in U.S. history, we're just years away from having a white guy on the Detroit Pistons.

Obama will take the oath of office using Lincoln’s Inaugural Bible. He also intends to eat his first presidential meal using Washington's wooden teeth.
No word on whether afterwards he will smoke one of Clinton's cigars.

Ever since Barrack Obama was elected President, there have been an unusually high number of reports from people who are actually seeing pigs fly.

Upon hearing that Barack Obama won the American election, hundreds of would-be undocumented workers approaching the U.S. border turned around and headed back to Mexico. Indeed, Obama’s plans to bankrupt the country are secretly his solution to unchecked immigration.

President Barack Obama has been so successful invoking the spirit of Abraham Lincoln that today South Carolina seceeded from the Union.

KFC HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
KFC just announced an addition to their chicken dinners.

It's called the
Obama Cabinet Bucket.


It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.