Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes
President Obama is promising to deliver 600,000 jobs this summer. Ironically, those are all positions at the ever-expanding unemployment office.
Not because of the slow economy, but because "Yes I Can" was added to the application as a valid reason.
Washington DC has had a record amount of snowfall since Obama has taken office. Who knew Mother Nature was a Republican.
From AP:
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama tried to reassure Jewish voters concerned about his Muslim ties...
Speaking to the National Jewish Democratic Council, the Illinois senator said his experience living in Indonesia [where Jews aren't allowed] for four years as a child and his ability to speak to Muslims could make him a better president.
"If I go to Jakarta and address the largest Muslim country on earth, I can say,'Apa kabar,' -- you know,'How are you doing?' -- and they can recognize that I understand their common humanity," Obama said.
What this reassurance would have sounded like during our previous great war, World War II:
...the Illinois senator said his experience living in Austria for four years as a child and his ability to speak to Austrians could make him a better president.
"If I go to Vienna, I can say,'Heil Hitler,' -- you know,'How are you doing?' -- and they can recognize that I more...
Chia, the makers of the famous Chia pets, are now selling the Obama Chia. Just spread the seeds on his head, water them, and watch him grow. The Obama Chia symbolizes hope, change, and a total waste of $12.95.
Makes perfect sense to me. Jesus is a lot more popular than Bush.
President Obama is currently in South Korea.Staffers are having a difficult time translating Seoul food to soul food on the menu.