Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes

Moments later the Obama girls were left wondering what keg stands, dirty sanchez's, and'morning after pills' are.

Today Obama earned $50 on the golf course--not in a friendly wager --a guy paid him to caddy.

Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change? Did you say "change"? All of them! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to hope.

Oprah will be give away free Cadillacs to everyone who attends Obama's inaguration party. (This will also help the economy)

His first act will be to place George Bush back in the womb and pretend the last 8 years never happened.

A playhouse in Barack Obama’s homeland of Kenya is drawing large crowds for its production of Obama: the Musical. In it, the lead character plays everybody like a fiddle.

Barack Obama spoke in front of 84,000 people last night at Invesco Field in Denver. Afterwards, he fed the hungry crowd with five loaves of bread and two fish.