Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Barack Obama has agreed to throw out the first pitch before the Major League Baseball All-Star game at Busch Stadium. Just hearing the words "president" and "Busch" together again is starting to make us nauseous.

Sarah Silverman wants Jews to gets their butts down to Florida for the Great Schlep to help Barack Obama.

Barack Obama is reportedly going to send an additional fighting force of 35,000. But one source says Obama could change his mind and send 20,000 troops plus Tiger Woods' wife.

The administration hopes to trim the deficit by scaling back Iraq war spending, raising taxes on the wealthiest and holding a really, really big bake sale.

Tonight every major network is airing "Hope for Haiti".
I hope the results turn out better than the "Hope for America" that aired on the every major network almost exactly one year ago today - Also known as the Presidential Inauguration.

Some conservatives say that Gwen Ifill's upcoming book,'The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama,' is pro-Obama and proves her bias to the left. These are the same people that say the bible proves Bush right.

Obama is sending beer to Canada to cover Olympic hockey bets, he had that Rose Garden beer summit with the professor and the cop, and he's always sneaking cigarettes. I thought Bush was supposed to be the boozehound?