Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes
He asked every American to commit to completing a year or more of higher education or career training except in the fields of real estate, banking, automotive, education, computer programming, food service, law enforcement, customer service, travel, etc., etc. He did however say that jobs at unemployment centers were skyrocketing.
Almost immediately upon taking office, Barack Obama will press Congress for quick approval of his stimulus plan. Quick approval? Who does the president-elect think he is--Barack the magic Negro?
President Obama inspired by the success of the annual Girl Scout cookie sales, announced the government will sell cookies to erase our deficit. Each box will cost $697 Million dollars... which is a 20% savings off the price of actual girlscout cookies.
Sadly, a few minutes later Tiger Woods crashed into it.
Obama promised the gay leaders that he would work diligently for equal rights for gays. The gay leaders showed their appreciation to Obama by redecorating the Oval Office.
A White House official said that President Obama will propose fixes to health care, the economy, and NBC.
The proposed freeze would cut spending by less than 1 percent. That's like Kirstie Alley dieting by cutting out sprinkles on her hot fudge sundae.