Basketball Jokes / Recent Jokes
After signing a deal to coach the Orlando Magic, Billy Donovan went back to the University of Florida. As part of a big misunderstanding, Al Sharpton demanded a public apology after hearing Donovan’s desire to “renege”.
Indiana Pacers guard Stephen Jackson recently apologized for an incident in which he fired a gun in the air outside a nightclub in self-defense.
Pacers coach Rick Carlisle defended Jackson, saying "This episode comes as no surprise to fans of our team. We've known for years that Stephen shoots well from downtown."
Igor Vovkovinskiy Is America's Tallest Man At a towering 7 feet 8 1/3 inches, Igor Vovkovinskiy now holds top honors as the tallest man in the United States. His father stated that when your son's so big and doesnt play basketball he must really,really,really suck.
Something recently happened in a city involving robbery, shooting, an NBA player and a rapper.
In a related story, one plus one still equals two and sugar is sweet.
"Don't take your guns to town, Son. Leave your guns at home, Bill", pleaded the commissioner. "Don't take your guns to town."
NBA players responded in unison, "Who's Bill?"
...Isiah Thomas has been hired as basketball coach at Florida International University....Isiah is anxious to get to work and cant wait to run the program into the ground.
THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!
With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right. Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level! Atrocious! And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weeks--possibly a whole year--as a result of the strike. But now you can help! For about two thousand dollars a day--that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV--you can help a basketball player remain economically viable during his time of need.
Two thousand dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a basketball player it could mean the difference between a vacation spent golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, two thousand dollars is nothing more than three months rent or mortgage payments. But to a basketball player, two more...