Bears Jokes / Recent Jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly!

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burger!

Once an Italian, a Polish person and Czechoslovakian went camping.
While they were sleeping two giant bears came and ate them all. The
rangers came and found the torn up camp site. Then they saw the bears.
They shot the bears and cut open the female. In the bear they found the
Italian and the Polish person. One ranger said to the other "where's the
Czechosolvakian?" The other ranger said: "the Czech's in the male."

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 8:People of northwestern Montana have been advised to be on the lookout for drunken bears. Black bears and grizzlies have been congregating along the tracks of the Burlington Northern railroad tracks, where a train carrying hundreds of tons of corn derailed some time ago. The corn has fermented, and the aroma is attracting the bears. "The bears are actually intoxicated up there," said wildlife biologist Loren Hicks. And a grizzly with a hangover can be cross as a bear.