Calf Jokes / Recent Jokes
I was adding milk to my coffee when a vegan colleague said, "Do you know that milk belongs to a calf?"
If it hadn't have been first day at work, I'd have replied, "Relax, I already ate that calf for lunch".
There was a young man who went to the doctor and said that he wanted to get married, but he was worried about the small size of his member. The doctor advised him to go and stay on a farm, dip his member in milk several times a day, and have it sucked by a calf.
Some months later when they met in the street, the doctor asked, "How is your marriage?"
The young man replied, "Oh, I didn't get married, Doc. I bought the calf instead."