Calf Jokes / Recent Jokes
Allen's Distinction: The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Teacher: Rita, Please Stand Up And Answer This Question. Why Did The Calf Cross The Road?
Rita: I Don't Know Ma'm. But I Know Someone Who Can Answer This Question.
Teacher:(Astonished)Who?
Rita: Very Simple The Calf
What did the calf say to the silo?"Is my fodder in there?"
Acheson’s Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
Action’s Law: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Adler’s Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals, and from the bureaucrats.
Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable.
Air Force Inertia Axiom: Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
Allen’s Distinction: The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Albrecht’s Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
Alden’s Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible.
Andrea’s Admonition: Never bestow profanity more...
Q: What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
A: Seven months old.
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"