Camper Jokes / Recent Jokes

Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.

Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.' Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked.' Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied.' And I hate her.'

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.