Charging Jokes / Recent Jokes
1. Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away it's credit card.
DURING his stay in Sohna, Haryana, the Opposition leader felt he needed a haircut and sent for a local barber. At the end of the operation, the barber demanded a price double that of the usual charge. "I have so little hair on my head," complained Raja Sahib. "Why are you charging so much?"
The Haryanvi nai replied: "Double charge kaatnay ka rta laiven baal dhoondhna ka leiven sai (I am not charging you double for cutting but looking for your hair)."
Wyckoff boarded a city bus one morning and sat down next to a young man with a big diffle bag at his feet. Every time the bus pulled up to a stop, the young man would take a french horn from the duffle bag and git it a blast in C sharp.
"Why are you blowing that horn at every stop?" he asked.
"To keep the elephants from charging the bus," was the reply.
"That's ridiculous!" snapped Wyckoff. "There isn't an elephant for thousands of miles!"
"I know," the young man answered. "It's very effective."
How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it! What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants! Why is an elephant braver than a hen? Because the elephant isn't chicken! What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Raining elephants! How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike? Neither can play basketball! How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? Take away it's credit cards! What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed? Out of the way! How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift truck! What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants? On television!