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It`s always darkest before dawn. So if you`re going to steal the neighbor`s newspaper, that`s the time to do it.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn Juan! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night, Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, Why didnt you wake me up? You know I cant sleep during a storm!

Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.