Dick Cheney Jokes / Recent Jokes

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is undergoing surgery today to deal with a case of spinal stenosis.
"And by spinal stenosis," said Anthony Caputy, the doctor performing the surgery, "We mean the experimental serum we invented to keep his feet from morphing back into hooves is wearing off."

Dick Cheney made an appearance at the Pepsi 400 Nascar Race on Saturday. After his plane, Air Force II, buzzed the crowd at 1000 feet, Cheney thanked the crowd for being easily distracted by loud cars and big planes. He then promised the 100,000 semi-retarded rednecks in attendance more shiny objects in the next two years, as well as plenty of f*gs and liberals to hate.

Arriving to the Inaugural in a wheelchair, outgoing Vice President Dick Cheney proved once and for all he is not The Simpson's Mr. Burns, but rather Mr. Potter from "It's A Wonderful Life."

Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday disputed former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan's portrayal of the Bush administration's economic policies as fiscally reckless. Cheney demanded that Greenspan drop the word'fiscally' from his comment.

When the state department realized they were gonna have to shoot down a failing spy satellite the chief of staff said, "Put Cheney on the phone."

Today Dick Cheney suggested moving the Gitmo detainees to the Moon. The detainees would have no chance for escape and they can now be waterboarded.

Good news for the United States. There has been so much warm weather and rain at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver that snowboarding is now waterboarding. Dick Cheney is a lock to win the gold.