Drugstore Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, "Whats that?" "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesnt get wet." "Where did you get it?" the other lady asked. "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. "It doesnt matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's
the only place they could smoke at the nursing home) when it started
to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over
her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady Two asked, "What's that?"
Lady One replied, "A condom."
Lady Two asked, "Where'd you get it?"
Lady One replied, "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Lady Two hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The
guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80s),
but politely asks what brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a Camel."

Two old ladies were taking a walk and one of them was smoking a cigarette. When it started to rain, she reached into her handbag, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette.
Seeing this, her friend asked, "What did you just put over your cigarette?"
"It's a condom," she replied.
"Where do you buy those?" asked her friend. "At the drugstore," the woman with the cigarette answered.
As they were passing by a drugstore, the old lady asking all the questions went inside and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. Being quite surprised by her question, he told her yes he did and asked what size she would like.
Thinking for a brief moment she replied, "Big enough to fit a camel."

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Myrtle: What's that?

Beatrice: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Myrtle: Where did you get it?

Beatrice: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Myrtle hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Myrtle: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.

One burning summer afternoon a woman is at the local community swimming pool when she notices a man smoking a cigarette underwater.

She is astounded that such a thing can be so she asks him how he does it.

"It's easy." He said. "I just use a condom."

"Where can I get them?" The woman asked.

"Just go into any drugstore and ask for them." The man tells her.

The next day she goes into her area drugstore and asks the clerk for a condom.

"Any particular kind?" He asks.

"Yes," she replied. "One that will fit a camel."

A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says "No, this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here" The Duck leaves, and returns home. The next day, he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies, "I told you yesterday! We dont sell beer here! If you ask me one more time, I am going to nail your feet to the floor!" The ducks leaves again. One final time the duck enters the store the next day, and this time says, "Do you have any nails?" The Man replies, "No" The duck then says, "Do you have any beer?"