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what does a dwarf get when he runs through a womans legs a clit around the ear and a slap across the face

A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car... So she visited an expert. The expert said:"Go visit the Dwarven Town. It's full of dwarfs. Find any dwarf, and ask him if he'll marry you. Every time a dwarf says 'no,' you grow 10 cm shorter!"The lady did as she was told. She went to the Dwarven Town, and found a dwarf, and asked if he would marry her. He refused. She found herself 10 cm shorter. She quickly repeated this act another time on another dwarf. Now 180 cm tall, she decided to ask one more dwarf then go home. She boldly walked up to a dwarf and asked if he would marry her. The dwarf replied:"No, no, no, no, no...! I don't want to marry a tall person like you! You're too tall! No, no, no, no, no!"

advice to all employers, never employ a dwarf with a bad sense of humour coz its not big and its not funny

A Belgian walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
' My first wish' the Belgian said,' is a bottle of beer that will never be empty.'
And flash, there was the bottle. The Belgian opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. The Belgian was very happy.
' What is your second wish? ', the dwarf asked.
The Belgian replied:' I want another bottle'

A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it.
A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of shit, the little dwarf shouts out
"I just did that!"
So the big man thumps him.

I have a friend name Dennis. Both his parents are midgets, but not Dennis. He's a midget dwarf. He's the guy who poses for trophies. - Steven Wright

what did the dwarf get for running through a womans legs?
a clit round the ear and a flap in the face