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Patrick Dempsey has just signed on to be in Transformers 3. Acting in a movie with giant robots and Megan Fox? Looks like “McDreamy” will soon become “McWallpaper”

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to take a leak in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.

He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage, and since nobody was watching, so he decided to take a leak right there.

When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife. "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.

"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!"

What you don't see in this picture is Charlie Sheen pulling up his pants and leaving.

Nicole Ritchie, Kate Beckinsale and Lara Flynn Boyle paint the town red.

Kate Gosselin is reportedly furious about changes in the reality show.She doesn't have a jon to use any more.

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years.

Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.

The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven....

American Idol alumni offer advice to thousands of hopefuls.
"Be yourself," advised Carrie Underwood, "and don't sleep with the camera man, he has herpes."