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VAIN PERSON: One who loves the smell of his own fart
AMBITIOUS: Always ready for a fart
LAZY: Just fizzles
AMIABLE: Likes to smell others' farts
PROUD: Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant
SHY: Blushes when he farts silently
CARELESS: Farts in church
SMART ALEC: Farts when ladies are present
CLEVER: Farts and coughs at the same time
SCIENTIFIC: Bottles his farts
STINGY: Belches to save his ass-hole
TIMID: Jumps when he farts
CONCEITED: Thinks he can fart the loudest
UNFORTUNATE: Tries to fart but shits himself
FOOLISH: Suppresses a fart for hours
BEWILDERED: Can't tell his own fart from others
NERVOUS: Stops in the middle of a fart
MISERABLE: Can't fart at all
CONFUSED: Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way
to go
GROUCH: Grumbles when ladies fart
SNEAKY: Farts and blames it on the dog
DISSAPOINTED: Fart doesn't smell
CHILDISH: Farts and then more...
-The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
-The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
-The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
-The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.
-The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
-The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.
-The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
-The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
-The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
-The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.
-The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
-The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.
-The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete more...
An elderly couple was attending church services,
about halfway through she leans over and says,
"I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
FART CHART By an unknown author
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>1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own fart.
>2. Amiable person: One who loves the smell of other people's
farts.
>3. Proud person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally
pleasant.
>4. Shy person: One who releases silent farts then blushes.
>5. Impudent person: One who farts out loud then laughs.
>6. Scientific person: One who farts regularly but is concerned
with pollution.
>7. Unfortunate person: One who tries to fart but shits instead.
>8. Nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
>9. Honest person: One who admits they farted but offers a good
medical reason.
>10. Dishonest person: One who farts and blames the dog.
>11. Foolish person: One who suppresses a fart for hours.
>12. Thrifty person: One who always has farts in reserve.
>13. Anti-social person: One who excuses himself and farts in
private.
>14. Strategic more...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart." The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour. The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no fart." After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour. The next day the girl comes back crying and says "Big fart no Chief!"
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart."
The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day.
The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart."
The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour.
The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no fart."
After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour.
The next day the girl comes back crying and says "Big fart no Chief!"