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This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile??? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

Indecision is the key to flexibility.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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This guy and his girlfriend are fighting.... she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

One day a foolish guy called suppandi went a new town where he had never been there before. as soon as he reached the town he came a croos two men fighting. They were fighting about wheather the sun comes out during the day or the night. its actually day and it is the sun but on eof the guys kept insistuiing that it was indeed the moon that he saw. it so happens that suppandi came across the two men and by doing so the men stopped and asked suppandi for what he thinks whether it is the sun or the moon that the were fighting. suppandi's reply for this question that he was new this part of the country and he had no idea whaether it is the sun or the moon coz he had never seen anything like it before coz he was new to this part of the country. hehehheehheheheheheheheeheheehhehehehehehehehehehehehheehheheheheheheheheheheheheheh isnt this the funniest joke no one ever gave in a joke like this it is i puffdaddy the funniest hahahahahahaha