Flea Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!
Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he more...
What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything?
A flee! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie! What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito! Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?
" said one because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
A space invader! What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny! How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go! How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch! What is a flea`s favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy! What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!