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    This year The Frumious Bandersnatch highlights some of the more arcane or utterly worthless things you can give as a Christmas gift:
    PHOTO PANTIES:
    Have your picture silk screened onto your girlfriend's panties for only $19. 95. You can imagine all the creative purposes this can be put to.
    YOU DON'T KNOW JACK II:
    The new edition of this game is designed for know-it-alls and includes questions about subjects such as the difference between Visigoths and Ostergoths that are sure to stump them.
    FREE BAJA ARIZONA BUMPER STICKERS:
    We still have a supply of our non-waterproof bumper stickers that melt away at the first drop of rain. Good for use only in extremely arid regions.
    WAX BULLETS:
    Perfect for shooting insects inside your house, our wax bullets come in 22 and 38 caliber sizes.
    LIVE TUMBLEWEEDS:
    Decorate your house in Southwestern style with our live tumbleweeds. Only $44. 00.
    MARS LANDERS:
    NASA is offering its surplus Mars more...

    This year The Frumious Bandersnatch highlights some of the more arcane or utterly worthless things you can give as a Christmas gift:
    PHOTO PANTIES:
    Have your picture silk screened onto your girlfriend's panties for only $19.95. You can imagine all the creative purposes this can be put to.
    YOU DON'T KNOW JACK II:
    The new edition of this game is designed for know-it-alls and includes questions about subjects such as the difference between Visigoths and Ostergoths that are sure to stump them.
    FREE BAJA ARIZONA BUMPER STICKERS:
    We still have a supply of our non-waterproof bumper stickers that melt away at the first drop of rain. Good for use only in extremely arid regions.
    WAX BULLETS:
    Perfect for shooting insects inside your house, our wax bullets come in 22 and 38 caliber sizes.
    LIVE TUMBLEWEEDS:
    Decorate your house in Southwestern style with our live tumbleweeds. Only $44.00.
    MARS LANDERS:
    NASA is offering its surplus Mars Landers for more...

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