Hai Jokes / Recent Jokes

Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU: B. A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. ..!
aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai'
Gangubai: Kaun hai?
sardar: main!
Gangubai: main kaun?
sardar: "Tu Gangubai"

Patient: Nurse I Luv U, Apne mera DILchura liya.
Nurse: Joothe, DIL ko toh humne hath bhi nahi lagaya. Humne to sirf KIDNEY churayi hai.

Why do brunettes keep their hair color dark?

It matches their moustache!