Hai Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Person: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Wife: Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur ke Dekh raha hai. Husband: Are woh toh Bhangarwala hai, bekar maal par nazar rakhna uski aadat hai.

Ajit: Maikal, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Maikal: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Maikal: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai. ......

Patient: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Patient: Phone per.

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai. ......

Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...
Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do... phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega!