Hai Jokes / Recent Jokes

The girl asked the baby fly, ’main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
Maa bulati hai? ’
The fly replied, ’kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai. ’

Munna Bhai: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.
Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata, mai dub jaunga.
Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai.

One day a dog was running behind a sardar.. But the sardar was laughing or he was very happy. One man asked why you are so

Happy? He said: mere paas airtel mobile hai. Aur hutch ka network mere picche daud raha hai..

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.