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Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..............
Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..............
Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..............
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Kutta mar jaata hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B. A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
A BIHARI was travelling by train for the first time. He was surprised to see the train running so fast. To gain a better understanding of how this was possible, he turned to his fellow
passenger who was a Sardarji.
Bihari:' Ee railgaadi kaise chalat hai?' (How does
this train run?)
Sardarji:' Iske neechey badey-badey chakke hain.'
(Under it there are large wheels.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey ka hai?' (What is under
that?)
Sardarji:' Uske neechey patri hai.' (The tracks
are under that.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)
Sardarji:' Kankar-pathar.' (Stones and pebbles.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)
Sardarji (getting annoyed):' Dharti hai.' (The
earth.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)
Sardarji (getting furious):' Uske neechey Pataal.'
(The underworld is under that.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under more...
santa:-mere papa baht jaldi chai bana lete hai. banta:-mere papa to muh main chai, cheeni, dud dalkar gas par bath jate hai.
Sardar: doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: phone karte waqt.
A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."
"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.
"How dare you call me saala? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.
"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not
call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...