Hai Jokes / Recent Jokes
Once A Passer By Saw Banta And Santa Looking With Binoculars From A Distance At A Marriage Ceremony. So, He Asked Them What They Were Doing. Santa Replies " Oye Yaar, Dekh Nahi Sakte Shadi Ho Rahi Hai."
The Passerby Said, " Why Are U Standing Here?".
Banta Replied" Arrey Bhai, Door Ke Rishtidar Hai".
Girl of 1960: Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2007: Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Mickey Mouse: Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai.
Ajeet: Raabert, isse wall peh chipka do
Raabert: yeh kyon baas?
Ajeet: Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee!
jeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai. ......
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan?
Banta: karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai