Handing Jokes

One day this factory foreman hired 3 guys - a Polish fellow named 'Stosh', a black guy named 'Calvin' and a Chinese man named 'Ling'.
When it came to handing out work assignments, he said "Stosh, you take care of that machine over there. Make sure it has proper materials going it at all times and inspect each finished piece coming out".
Handing Calvin a broom, he said "Calvin, make sure this place is clean at all times. Sweep up anything that falls on the floor."
So Ling asked what HE was supposed to do and the foreman said "You're in charge of supplies" and went back to his office.
A little while later, he emerged from behind his desk to see how his new charges were doing.
Stosh was busily tending his machine and Calvin was sweeping up every piece of litter in sight. But he did not see Ling anywhere.
He went back to the warehouse - no Ling.
He checked the receiving area - no Ling!
He even went into the men's room - still more...

You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected.
But you did get a brain that day. The problem is that you should have asked for one to go.
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us.
You didn't get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them
You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for "
Aardvark"

One day this factory foreman hired 3 guys - a Polish fellow named' Stosh', a black guy named' Calvin' and a Chinese man named' Ling'.
When it came to handing out work assignments, he said "Stosh, you take care of that machine over there. Make sure it has proper materials going it at all times and inspect each finished piece coming out".
Handing Calvin a broom, he said "Calvin, make sure this place is clean at all times. Sweep up anything that falls on the floor."
So Ling asked what HE was supposed to do and the foreman said "You're in charge of supplies" and went back to his office.
A little while later, he emerged from behind his desk to see how his new charges were doing.
Stosh was busily tending his machine and Calvin was sweeping up every piece of litter in sight. But he did not see Ling anywhere.
He went back to the warehouse - no Ling.
He checked the receiving area - no Ling!
He even went into the men's room - more...