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A hitchhiker was standing by the roadside near the law school with his thumb out. A motorist stopped and asked, "Are you a lawyer?" "No," the hitchhiker replied. The motorist drove off.
A few minutes later, a second motorist stopped and asked, "Are you a lawyer?" The hitchhiker again replied that he wasn't, so the second motorist drove off.
Finally a third motorist stopped and this time the driver was a voluptuous redhead. "Hi, are you a lawyer?" she asked. After telling her that he was, she told him to get in and off they drove.
After sitting and admiring the driver for a few minutes, the hitchhiker thought to himself, "This is incredible. I've only been a lawyer for five minutes and already I'm thinking about screwing someone!"

There was a truck driver named Bob who had a monkey that excreted pellet-like turds. Bob would sweep them up and put them in the ashtray until he reached a rest stop.
One day, Bob picked up a hitchhiker who looked at the pellets and asked, "What are those?"
"Those are smart pills," Bob replied.
"Sure," said the hitchhiker, as he picked one up and ate it. "Ohhhh, these taste like shit!" exclaimed the hitchhiker.
"See?" Bob replied, "You're getting smarter already!"

LONDON (Nov 8, 1996 1:48 p.m. EST) - Scientists searching for one of the fundamental keys to the universe found they had been beaten to the answer by the comic cult novel "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"; and the answer was 42.
In the British novel and radio serial by Douglas Adams, an alien race programs a computer called Deep Thought to provide the ultimate answer to understanding life and the universe.
In the novel, seven and a half million years later Deep Thought comes back with the result - 42.
Astronomers at Britain's Cambridge University took a little less time - three years - to calculate the Hubble Constant that determines the age of the universe. But the answer was the same.
"It caused quite a few laughs when we arrived at the figure 42, because we're all great fans of The Hitchhiker's Guide," Dr. Keith Grange, one of the team of Cambridge scientists who worked on the project, said Friday.
"Everyone thought it was quite more...