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As the President was getting out of the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Nice pigs, sirs."
"These are not pigs, young man," the President replied. "These are authentic Arkansas Razoback Hogs. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Excellent trade, sir!" replied the Marine.

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!"
The President replied "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!"The President replied "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea."The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"

Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!"The President replied "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"