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SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions
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Taoism: Shit happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Please this flower and buy our shit.
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens".
Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
PROPERLY."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will happen again to you next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
have salvation.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
7th Day Adventism:
Shit happens on Saturdays.
Hinduism: I've seen this shit happening before.
This shit is not a religion, it is the way of more...
This subway rider is:
a. wearing an all-leather Islamic veil
b. in a cozy sleeping bag
c. expecting to be arrested soon and wants to be ready for the perp-walk
2 Uyghurs, a minority Chinese Muslim group, were killed by the police outside of Beijing last week in a recent series of violent attacks against the group. A spokesperson for the group noted they should not be discriminated against by Chinese authority as if they were some radical terrorist group such as students or supporters of human rights.
Good luck with that one. I can't even get my family to try Indian food.
...General Mills has created a breakfast cereal especially for Muslims......try delicious new Kareem of Wheat....available in single servings or the jihad pack.
According to sources, President Bush was unaware that there were two sects of Islam months before troops invaded Iraq.
"Had I known," Bush said, "I would have sent troops to both parts of Islam."