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The husband was reading a news paper. his wife who was washing clothes near the well at that time came to him and gave him a big slap. then the husband asked what's wrong with you lady, so the lady goes "who is Jane, i found this chit in your pockets the name Jane wriiten on it". then the man said " oh Jane, that is the name of the oldest chimpanzie in the world. so the lady new she had made a mistake and apologized for what happened and once again went to the well. about 10 mins later the lady came and gave him a another slap, so the man got really angry and asked what's wrong with you bitch. then the lady said "your oldest chimpanzie just now gave you a call"

Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear? Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow. Mother: Really? Whys that? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one pupil starts drawing on the board, then one by one, other pupils add to it. She thinks, and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some “unusual” picture in mind. So she starts with Jane, who draws on the chalk board. Jane: “This is a house. ” / / / / I I I I I I I I The teacher: “Good, Jane! ” and asks Peter to draw next. Peter: “This is the front door to the house. ” / / / / I I I __ I I I I I I I _ I I The teacher: “Very good, Peter” and calls Mary. Mary: “This is snow on the roof of the house. ” / /UU / / I I I __ I I I I I I I _ I I The teacher: “Very nice, Mary” and calls on Stevie. Stevie: “And this is the sun over the house. ” I/ > O < /I / /UU / / I I I __ I I I I I I I _ I I The teacher said, "Very nice, Stevie" and thinks, there is not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the more...

One day, an elementary school teacher asked students what their parents did for a living.
"My mother is a doctor," the first said.
"That's wonderful. How about you, Kyle?"
"My father is a mailman," said Kyle.
"What about your father, Jane?" asked the teacher.
Jane proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was shocked. She immediately changed the subject to spelling. Later that day she went to Jane's house and rang the bell. Jane's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Jane's father said, "Actually, I'm a lawyer. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" "After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday." "Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon...... day" "Does anyone know another word." "I do! I do!" replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. "OK Mike, what is your word." "Saturday." says Mike. "Great, that has three syllables..." Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!" Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O. K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas... tur... ba... tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, more...

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be? A. The least hairy of the three.

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.