Jingle Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.""Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle.""What was the jingle?" asked the first. "Oh," replied the other offhand, "just our medals."

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
NARCISSISTIC:
Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and. . .
PARANOID:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, more...

Psychological Christmas Songs
SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell....
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an more...

Dear Lee,
My Doctor and I went singing Christmas Carols last night... it was SO much fun! He had a brand new song book that we used, with many new versions of old favorites. Some of our other friends came also: Alphonse and his voices Ned, Peter, Daniel, Grimace, June, and Butch/Bitch (hee hee, even his *voices* have voices!); Gringo (you remember Gringo?), but they wouldn't let him out of the jacket; and Nutty Nadine, along with a few others. Everyone was asking for you, wondering when you'd be back... except for Nadine of course - she still says that's YOUR baby!
Here's a little preview for you from Dr. R. Terrycloth's new songbook:
Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
Mania:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and...
or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expenses
Borderline more...

Dear Lee,
My Doctor and I went singing Christmas Carols last night. .. it was SO much fun!! He had a brand new song book that we used, with many new versions of old favorites. Some of our other friends came also: Alphonse and his voices Ned, Peter, Daniel, Grimace, June, and Butch/Bitch (hee hee, even his *voices* have voices!); Gringo (you remember Gringo?), but they wouldn't let him out of the jacket; and Nutty Nadine, along with a few others. Everyone was asking for you, wondering when you'd be back. .. except for Nadine of course - she still says that's YOUR baby!
Here's a little preview for you from Dr. R. Terrycloth's new songbook: Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
Mania:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and. ..
or Deck the Halls and Spare No more...