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Little Junior Buffet
Sat on his tuffet
While his dad made all the pay
And when it came time to retire
Warren gave away Berkshire
And Junior cried and cried and wailed and sobbed and threw a book across the room almost hitting his wife and then went out for a drink which turned into a few bottles and drove home wrecklessly in the middle of the night because what did it all matter anyway, but went on record saying how proud he was of his father
All the day.

A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: “Justice prevailed. ”
The senior partner replied in haste: “Appeal immediately. ”

Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.

Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior - there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in and have us a drank. ”

“But we’s privates, ” protests Junior.

“NO, we’s sergeants now, ” says Bubba, pulling him inside

“Now, Junior, I’m gonna sit down and have me a drank. ”

“But, we’s privates, ” says Junior.

“You blind, boy! ” says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. “We’s Sergeants now! ”

So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.

“You’re cute, ” she says, “and I’d like to take you someplace and make you feel good - but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea. ”

Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it’s good, give me the okay more...

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

One day Ma and pa were sitting on the porch, when Pa said to Ma junior's 21 years old now" It's about time we teach him about sex".
Ma said "ya know pa your right".
So pa said to junior "hey junior come on out to the porch for a second".
so junior came on out to the porch, Junior says "ya pa whatcha want".
Pa said "junior it's about time we teach you about sex".
Junior said "sex what's sex".
Pa turned to ma and told her to take off her clothes, so ma does, and she does a spread eagle right there on the porch.
Pa says to junior "see that hole in ma? watch this". So pa starts going at it with ma.
In the mean time juniors brother comes out to the porch, he's 18 and says, "Junior what's ma and pa doing".
Junior says "their teaching me about sex".
Junior's brother says "sex what's sex".
Junior says "see that hole in pa watch this".Red

This incident took place in one of the special clinics of the All India Institute of Medical Sciences, New Delhi. A patient with an asthmatic complaint visited the afternoon clinic starting at 2 p. m. Being a man of influence he was allowed into the Senior Consultant's room for check-up. A junior doctor asked him several questions which the patient answered. Then the Senior Consultant was briefed by his junior. The senior asked the patient to lie down on a couch and examined him thoroughly. He asked, "Are you a smoker?" "I was..."
"Do you drink...?"
After some hesitation, the patient answered, "Yes". As the patient was leaving the senior doctor warned him against drinking and smoking. Then he got out his packet of cigarettes and asked him, "Suniye saab aap ke pass matches hoge?"

A salesman asked Bubba where his friend Junior lived. Bubba gave him directions but cautioned him not to honk his horn.
"Why not? asked the salesman curiously.
"Well, you see, Junior's wife ran off with a banjo player about three months ago and every time Junior hears somebody honk, he's afraid the banjo player is bringing her back."