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...the new KFC "Double Down" sandwich replaces the traditional bun with 2 original recipe chicken fillets. KFC will also offer the "Double Down" meal, which comes with fries, drink, and a defibrilator.
They say it's because the word "Fried" deters people from wanting to eat there..... but I think it was the word Kentucky.
This story about me but when I'm 5 years old, now I'm 12 years old!
'Dad.. dad.. I want a big cake for my birthday!' I screeched out of the window as my dad got in to the car!' I'm sorry honey, I haven't got any money left! I think your mom would make a big cake for you!' my dad replied.' Oh... Oh... OK! Then, mom... Mom... Can you make a cake for me please? Please...' I pleaded at my mom.' No! My darling, Oh! I'm so sorry that I couldn't! I couldn't even come to your birthday party, because I'm really busy on that day, I maen tomorrow!' my mom was really hesitated.' Fine, butmom... Never mind!' I gulped. I was really sad and soon as my dad arrived, I went to my dad and said Dad will you take me to KFC? Please...' I said.' Right away! Dress up mt sweet little girl I'm really hungry! Let's go and buy lots of foods! We can bring some to mom as well.' My dad was really happy to go to KFC but when I told him that I want a cake he said that he haven't got any money!' Uhh... Dad are more...
Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC? He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
One morning I awoke and stumbled out of my bedroom to find a snake behind the wall unit in my hallway. It had a black and yellow tail with it's head hidden behind the unit. After screaming blue murder and gathering my children on top of the kitchen table, I proceeded to ring every darn place in the phone book that I thought could help me get rid of it.
I rang everyone, from government departments to the police, even the RSPCA. No-one had anyone that could come and get the snake. After several hours on the kitchen table, the snake still had not moved. I figured he may have swallowed a mouse and was stuck.
Desperately in need of a bathroom break (we couldn't use ours as it would have meant walking past the snake) we bundled into the car and went down and used the one at KFC. We returned home to find that the rotten snake was still there.
One last desperate phone call (at around 5pm) was made to a pest control company. Yes... (thank goodness) they did more...
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer:
Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to
"give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to
Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope
again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month
later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the
Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format.
The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is
that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
Countries we haven’t nuked:
Vietnamese women sell roast dog in Hanoi (Reuters)
Countries we have nuked:
Japanese people eating KFC
Once again (from Reuters), countries we haven’t nuked:
In Indonesia...Christmas feasts include delicacies such as pork soaked in blood and dog meat.
And countries we have nuked:
In Japan, many people head to KFC for Christmas...[For dessert,] sponge cake topped with whipped cream and strawberries.