Kentucky Jokes / Recent Jokes

A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec'un so?" "Why that's because your from Kentucky son." The dad responses. The next day the kid gets home from school..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that knows all the letters in the alphabet. Why do you rec'un so?" "That's because you're from Kentucky son." The dad tells him again. The next day the kid busts through the door..."Daddy. daddy! I'm the only one in school who has a large penis, is that because I'm from Kentucky?" The dad looks at him and says, "No that's because you're 22."

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks "Were you talking to me"? The horse replies "Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you some money cause I can still run." The jogger thought to himself, "boy a talking horse"

Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer "Hey man I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you've got in the field". The farmer replies "Son you can't believe anything that horse says-He's never even been to Kentucky.

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife is going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs and I was in the wrong one. ******************** At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," the patient said sadly. ******************** One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." ******************** I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how was your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used more...

Doctor's stories-You can't make this stuff up. (Sometimes the truth is funnier than fiction!)
A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there are several cabs, and I was in the wrong one!
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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.
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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal more...

More than 600,000 Kentucky homes and businesses have no electricity. And another 100,000 are without power because of the ice storm.

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A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec'un so?""Why that's because your from Kentucky son." The dad responses.The next day the kid gets home from school..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that knows all the letters in the alphabet. Why do you rec'un so?""That's because you're from Kentucky son." The dad tells him again.The next day the kid busts through the door..."Daddy. daddy! I'm the only one in school who has a large penis, is that because I'm from Kentucky?"The dad looks at him and says, "No that's because you're 22."