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One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour.

"Paddy my friend", he said. "I'm going on holiday for a few weeks an I wanted to know if you could come around a couple a times a day to check up on me elderly ma, an feed me cat".

"No problem", replied Paddy. "You go an have a good time".

So the next day O'Leary left and headed for sunny Florida. However, after a week of him being there, he received a phone call from Paddy. "Everything's ok over here", Paddy said.
"Except you're cat. It's dead"!

"oly ell", replied O'Leary. "You could have been a bit more sensitive Paddy"!
"What do you mean?", replied Paddy.

"Well, one day you could have rang me up and told me that my cat has climbed the tree. The next day you could tell me that it has gone even higher up the tree and refuses to come down. On the third more...

What's the difference between Moses and Tim
Leary
Moses got on his ass and rambeled around the
country untill he got to Mount Siani. There
he saw a burning bush. Later he got two
tablets made out of stone, whiche he took
down from on high. When he showed these to
the people they all said this is from God.
Tim Leary got off his ass and into his
rambler. He went to Mount Kisko and smoked a
little bush. Later he got two hundred tablets
whic he took down to the people who got on a
high and thought the.